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happy_sensei ([personal profile] happy_sensei) wrote in [community profile] relationship_memes2019-04-27 12:11 am
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18+ WELCOMING PARTY!

There's balloons everywhere! Noise makers, champagne, food, and loud music, it's a fanfare party like never seen before and EVERYONE IS INVITED~!

Welcome to the good ship Friendly Relations! We'll be departing on our pleasure cruise through time and space for however long our glorious space emperor deems appropriate! So enjoy the party, kiss a friend, look out for the strange 18+ orgy ball rolling around, it's the Relation Ship!
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happy_sensei: (Can't a cat nom in peace?)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Happy is totally clueless when it comes to different world's cultures let alone different countries, so the nuance would be lost on him, and would be like trying to tell him that Americans aren't British. He was about to get back to his fish when he brings up an interesting request.

"Loretta does the cha cha cha and shake shake shake! She doesn't really show any leg though, so you've got me stumped there..." Hmmm... He's just going to quickly inhale this fish and pick up another one before he can get interrupted again.

"If Mira were here she might do the leggy dancing. She's really pretty and super nice, but I haven't seen her since I taught school back in Fairy Academy."
gallo_orgulloso: (hola)

[personal profile] gallo_orgulloso 2019-04-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Caramba. No, no that's no good. You can't have a big fiesta with only one dancer who doesn't do the leggy! Listen, we gotta turn this boat around. Find some nice port or something to let on board some people who can really liven the place up!

Maybe, hey, Acapulco Beach! That place is fantastico! The sun! The sand! Or Cancun! I bet you can find a pretty little gatita for yourself there. But then you'd have to share the fish."
happy_sensei: (Bashful)

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[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh he was starting to like this fine feathered chap! He knew how to party! Beaches were great, with the sun, and the sand, and the fiiiiiissshhhhh. "Well, as first mate of the ship I do have a bit of say in matters. Perhaps I can convince some higher ups to push things in a certain direction to get us to Acapulco or-"
happy_sensei: (WHAAAAAT?!)

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[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
HOLD IT!

"S-Share the fish?!"
gallo_orgulloso: (oh?)

[personal profile] gallo_orgulloso 2019-04-27 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course, mi amigo! You can't just leave a señorita high and dry! You've got to give a little this and give a little that. Show her she means the world and then some, you know? That's the way to do it!"
happy_sensei: (Corner of despair)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaand then Happy was reminded of when he tried to court Charle and... "Every time I've tried that, they don't even want my fish."

Yup... he's sulking so badly he's not even eating his fish anymore.
gallo_orgulloso: (hola)

[personal profile] gallo_orgulloso 2019-04-27 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
He can't blame them. There doesn't seem anything appealing about fish. But then he's not a gato.

"Ay, cheer up! There's got to be something they want! You just got to find it and give it to them! Have you tried singing them a song? Giving them flowers? Something like that?
happy_sensei: (What?)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"... You think so?" He has tried the flowers, but he's never thought to try the singing thing before... that might work.

He's just going to clear his feline throat, and go back to his platter of fish. "Well I wish you the best of luck in finding the señorita of your dreams mi amigo, but this cat is a bit too old and tired to be chasing balls of yarn like a kitten. I'm willing to wait and see if the right one comes along, and make do without until then."
gallo_orgulloso: (ay cariña)

[personal profile] gallo_orgulloso 2019-04-27 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
"I already have the señorita of my dreams. I know every inch of her and she still surprises me. Her cities, her towns, her long days, her sweet nights." He sighs gustily just thinking of her.

"But that is sad for you. I'll tell you what! I'll bring the women to you, eh? There's got to be some who like fish. And it shouldn't be too hard to find! Maybe a few more who like leggy dancing and a bit of cha cha cha! What do you say?"
happy_sensei: (Such good students)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-27 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Sounds to me like someone's in loooooove with their home~" Old and given up on finding his own love life he may be, but encouraging other people's love lives is one of the main reasons he accepted this job.

"Maybe. I'm only interested in cats though, humans, birds, and countries aren't my thing." Which isn't to say there haven't been humans that have been good friends of his, or tried to use their charms on him, they just don't do anything for him like that.
gallo_orgulloso: (Let's go!)

[personal profile] gallo_orgulloso 2019-04-27 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
"You would be too if you've seen her. That's why we should go for a visit!" He can never be away for too long. "Gatos! No problemo. I don't know any but they can't be hard to find. In the meantime! Don't give up!" He whaps Happy's back in a friendly way.

"You can count on your amigo!" Though, really, probably not.
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