18+ WELCOMING PARTY!

[happy_sensei]

There's balloons everywhere! Noise makers, champagne, food, and loud music, it's a fanfare party like never seen before and EVERYONE IS INVITED~!

Welcome to the good ship Friendly Relations! We'll be departing on our pleasure cruise through time and space for however long our glorious space emperor deems appropriate! So enjoy the party, kiss a friend, look out for the strange 18+ orgy ball rolling around, it's the Relation Ship!

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Happy Sensei | First Mate

[happy_sensei]

Off in the corner, sitting on a party table surrounded by platter upon platter of fish is a very happy looking blue cat with a fish in his mouth. You may feel free to talk to him, ask him questions, or do whatever you like so long as you're willing to suffer the consequences of the action.

[gallo_orgulloso]

"YAAHOOOOOO! This is my kind of fiesta!" How can he not sing it to the world? He grabs a bottle of champagne since it's there and finds his way over to the gatito.

"Son of a gun, it's great to meet you! Absolutely fantastico," he says, and will grab Happy's hand and shake the hell out of it he can. "But tell me, amigo! When do the dancers come in?"

[happy_sensei]

Meow, meow, meow, everything is happy because Happy has a fish, Happy is so happy because that's his only wish~ There's this little ditty going through Happy's head that has him rather distracted and then...

"Wh-Whaaaa?!" What the? Oh!

"Oh! Um... Hello! Yes, good to meet you... Señor?" Spanish was not exactly his specialty, but it did sound as if this brilliant colored bird was definitely a proud Spaniard who spoke his native tongue in spite of the ships automated translators allowing him to speak English.

Happy looked around trying to figure out where the dancers were... was there dancers? Where was the dancing? This was a party, there should be dancing right? They had the music.

"Hmm... It seems Loretta our ship's dance instructor isn't here yet!"

[gallo_orgulloso]

Spaniard?! Lucky for you that he can't read minds otherwise it might not be a pretty ending! However he is not and so he continues to be cheerful.

"Loretta." He considers the name. "But, Señor, surely you have more dancers than one? I'm looking for the ones that go cha cha cha and shake shake shake and maybe have a little samba or two, eh? Show a little leg. Pretty Señoritas."

[happy_sensei]

Happy is totally clueless when it comes to different world's cultures let alone different countries, so the nuance would be lost on him, and would be like trying to tell him that Americans aren't British. He was about to get back to his fish when he brings up an interesting request.

"Loretta does the cha cha cha and shake shake shake! She doesn't really show any leg though, so you've got me stumped there..." Hmmm... He's just going to quickly inhale this fish and pick up another one before he can get interrupted again.

"If Mira were here she might do the leggy dancing. She's really pretty and super nice, but I haven't seen her since I taught school back in Fairy Academy."

[gallo_orgulloso]

"Caramba. No, no that's no good. You can't have a big fiesta with only one dancer who doesn't do the leggy! Listen, we gotta turn this boat around. Find some nice port or something to let on board some people who can really liven the place up!

Maybe, hey, Acapulco Beach! That place is fantastico! The sun! The sand! Or Cancun! I bet you can find a pretty little gatita for yourself there. But then you'd have to share the fish."

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[happy_sensei]

Oh he was starting to like this fine feathered chap! He knew how to party! Beaches were great, with the sun, and the sand, and the fiiiiiissshhhhh. "Well, as first mate of the ship I do have a bit of say in matters. Perhaps I can convince some higher ups to push things in a certain direction to get us to Acapulco or-"

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[happy_sensei]

HOLD IT!

"S-Share the fish?!"

[gallo_orgulloso]

"Of course, mi amigo! You can't just leave a señorita high and dry! You've got to give a little this and give a little that. Show her she means the world and then some, you know? That's the way to do it!"

[happy_sensei]

Aaaaaand then Happy was reminded of when he tried to court Charle and... "Every time I've tried that, they don't even want my fish."

Yup... he's sulking so badly he's not even eating his fish anymore.

[gallo_orgulloso]

He can't blame them. There doesn't seem anything appealing about fish. But then he's not a gato.

"Ay, cheer up! There's got to be something they want! You just got to find it and give it to them! Have you tried singing them a song? Giving them flowers? Something like that?

[happy_sensei]

"... You think so?" He has tried the flowers, but he's never thought to try the singing thing before... that might work.

He's just going to clear his feline throat, and go back to his platter of fish. "Well I wish you the best of luck in finding the señorita of your dreams mi amigo, but this cat is a bit too old and tired to be chasing balls of yarn like a kitten. I'm willing to wait and see if the right one comes along, and make do without until then."

[gallo_orgulloso]

"I already have the señorita of my dreams. I know every inch of her and she still surprises me. Her cities, her towns, her long days, her sweet nights." He sighs gustily just thinking of her.

"But that is sad for you. I'll tell you what! I'll bring the women to you, eh? There's got to be some who like fish. And it shouldn't be too hard to find! Maybe a few more who like leggy dancing and a bit of cha cha cha! What do you say?"

[happy_sensei]

"Sounds to me like someone's in loooooove with their home~" Old and given up on finding his own love life he may be, but encouraging other people's love lives is one of the main reasons he accepted this job.

"Maybe. I'm only interested in cats though, humans, birds, and countries aren't my thing." Which isn't to say there haven't been humans that have been good friends of his, or tried to use their charms on him, they just don't do anything for him like that.

[gallo_orgulloso]

"You would be too if you've seen her. That's why we should go for a visit!" He can never be away for too long. "Gatos! No problemo. I don't know any but they can't be hard to find. In the meantime! Don't give up!" He whaps Happy's back in a friendly way.

"You can count on your amigo!" Though, really, probably not.

Loretta | Dance Instructor

[call_me_captain]

Loretta is set with a glass of champaign. Every few minutes, she takes a drink, then makes a face.

Soon she'll be out, and she'll have to look for more....

Re: Happy Sensei | First Mate

[call_me_captain]

"That's a lot of fish."

[happy_sensei]

Happy is contentedly nomming when he looks up and spots their resident dance instructor, and blinks in surprise. "Oh hey! There was this cock who was looking for you."

...

Yup, Happy just said it like that.

[call_me_captain]

Loretta tilted her head to the side for a moment, considering this. "....................................I am not interested in cocks."

[happy_sensei]

"I'll be sure to tell him you said that."

[call_me_captain]

"...Why are you eating so many fish?"

[happy_sensei]

"... I'm a cat!" He says that as if that should explain everything!

Haer'Dalis | Musician/Vagabond

[haerdalis]

Haha! Everyone! Everyone get up, everyone get up and dance! Listen to the rhythm of the hypnotic beat and move your limbs in a merry toe tapping jig!

A one, a two, a one two three!

[You may not know why, you may not know how, but the magic of the song seems to compel you to want to dance, and throw all your worries away. Haer'Dalis himself seems to be dancing along with the song, playing a long flute and leading everyone along like some sort of pied piper.]

It's just a jump to the left, and a slide to the right!

[Wait, was that a bit of Rocky Horror thrown in there?]

You put your left hand in and pull your left hand out~!

[And the Hokey pokey?! WHO IS THIS STRANGE BARD?!]

And now! Go wild!

[Aaaaaaand impulse seems to be going to peoples heads, some of them wrestling, some of them dancing off to who knows where, some of them rolling on the floor, some of them making out or taking off clothes... it's pandemonium!]

Ahaha! You there!

[With a snap of his fingers in your face, the spell is broken and you return to whatever senses you once had.]

Would you care for a dance with this humble bard?

[daisy023]

The first victims from those movements was a girl six feet seven inches tall. The greek athelete of a woman suddenly lifts her arms, and moves about... with the grace of a ballerina, actually. She stands on her toes, spins about with grace, elegance, and a fluid motion of perfect balance.

Following the bard's motions, Daisy wondered how the hell and why the fuck was she dancing about to his song, as if her limbs acted on her own, with elegance and grace, trailing behind him.

Then, the spell snaps away. Somehow, Daisy keeps the motion in check in order not to stumble too hard. She loses her balance for a moment! Then stabilizes it.

Staring down at the bard, Daisy was on the line between either asking how did he do that and how could she learn something like it. Or if to strangle him and tell him not to do that.

She kind of did both.

Daisy would lift Haer'Dalis by the scruff of his shirt so he was at eye level. Allowing him to marvel at her beautiful blue eyes, her blond hair, her strong chest pressing against his own, her amazonian height and strength... as well as the fact she could break him in half either in the bed or through her arms.

"How the hell did you do that?"

[call_me_captain]

"I am a naga. And a... dance instructor. Why are you eating so many fish?"