happy_sensei: (Listen up class!)
happy_sensei ([personal profile] happy_sensei) wrote in [community profile] relationship_memes2019-04-27 12:11 am
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18+ WELCOMING PARTY!

There's balloons everywhere! Noise makers, champagne, food, and loud music, it's a fanfare party like never seen before and EVERYONE IS INVITED~!

Welcome to the good ship Friendly Relations! We'll be departing on our pleasure cruise through time and space for however long our glorious space emperor deems appropriate! So enjoy the party, kiss a friend, look out for the strange 18+ orgy ball rolling around, it's the Relation Ship!
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happy_sensei: (Can't a cat nom in peace?)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-28 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Happy is contentedly nomming when he looks up and spots their resident dance instructor, and blinks in surprise. "Oh hey! There was this cock who was looking for you."

...

Yup, Happy just said it like that.
call_me_captain: (uncertain)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-04-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Loretta tilted her head to the side for a moment, considering this. "....................................I am not interested in cocks."
happy_sensei: (Shhh I'm nomming)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-28 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll be sure to tell him you said that."
call_me_captain: (hmph)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-04-28 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"...Why are you eating so many fish?"
happy_sensei: (Not that... anything but that)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
"... I'm a cat!" He says that as if that should explain everything!
call_me_captain: (uncertain)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-04-28 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am a naga. And a... dance instructor. Why are you eating so many fish?"
happy_sensei: (Bashful)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-04-28 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Listen, do you ask a bird why it flies? Or a fish why it swims? Bees buzz, dogs bark, people breathe, and cats eat fish. It's just what we do." As if to accentuate his point, he bites the head off another fish.
call_me_captain: (surprised)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-04-29 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh. What do nagas do?" Since he seems very educated on this!
happy_sensei: (Shhh I'm nomming)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-05-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh... I never really thought of that... what do Nagas generally eat anyways?" Please don't say cats.
call_me_captain: (smiling)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-05-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"....I don't know. I don't remember. I eat meat, though. Lots and lots of meat." She licked her lips at the thought of it.
happy_sensei: (Can't a cat nom in peace?)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-05-04 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Then that's probably what nagas do! Eat meat!"
Edited (Wrong icon) 2019-05-04 03:34 (UTC)
call_me_captain: (thinking)

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2019-05-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"...Nagas eat meat..." She'll remember that.

Hope it doesn't come back to bite someone.
happy_sensei: (Shhh I'm nomming)

[personal profile] happy_sensei 2019-05-04 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"You got it!" Little did Happy know, he may have just sparked something terrible.
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