18+ WELCOMING PARTY!

[happy_sensei]

There's balloons everywhere! Noise makers, champagne, food, and loud music, it's a fanfare party like never seen before and EVERYONE IS INVITED~!

Welcome to the good ship Friendly Relations! We'll be departing on our pleasure cruise through time and space for however long our glorious space emperor deems appropriate! So enjoy the party, kiss a friend, look out for the strange 18+ orgy ball rolling around, it's the Relation Ship!

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Happy Sensei | First Mate

[happy_sensei]

Off in the corner, sitting on a party table surrounded by platter upon platter of fish is a very happy looking blue cat with a fish in his mouth. You may feel free to talk to him, ask him questions, or do whatever you like so long as you're willing to suffer the consequences of the action.

[gallo_orgulloso]

"YAAHOOOOOO! This is my kind of fiesta!" How can he not sing it to the world? He grabs a bottle of champagne since it's there and finds his way over to the gatito.

"Son of a gun, it's great to meet you! Absolutely fantastico," he says, and will grab Happy's hand and shake the hell out of it he can. "But tell me, amigo! When do the dancers come in?"

[happy_sensei]

Meow, meow, meow, everything is happy because Happy has a fish, Happy is so happy because that's his only wish~ There's this little ditty going through Happy's head that has him rather distracted and then...

"Wh-Whaaaa?!" What the? Oh!

"Oh! Um... Hello! Yes, good to meet you... Señor?" Spanish was not exactly his specialty, but it did sound as if this brilliant colored bird was definitely a proud Spaniard who spoke his native tongue in spite of the ships automated translators allowing him to speak English.

Happy looked around trying to figure out where the dancers were... was there dancers? Where was the dancing? This was a party, there should be dancing right? They had the music.

"Hmm... It seems Loretta our ship's dance instructor isn't here yet!"

[gallo_orgulloso]

Spaniard?! Lucky for you that he can't read minds otherwise it might not be a pretty ending! However he is not and so he continues to be cheerful.

"Loretta." He considers the name. "But, Señor, surely you have more dancers than one? I'm looking for the ones that go cha cha cha and shake shake shake and maybe have a little samba or two, eh? Show a little leg. Pretty Señoritas."

[happy_sensei]

Happy is totally clueless when it comes to different world's cultures let alone different countries, so the nuance would be lost on him, and would be like trying to tell him that Americans aren't British. He was about to get back to his fish when he brings up an interesting request.

"Loretta does the cha cha cha and shake shake shake! She doesn't really show any leg though, so you've got me stumped there..." Hmmm... He's just going to quickly inhale this fish and pick up another one before he can get interrupted again.

"If Mira were here she might do the leggy dancing. She's really pretty and super nice, but I haven't seen her since I taught school back in Fairy Academy."

[gallo_orgulloso]

"Caramba. No, no that's no good. You can't have a big fiesta with only one dancer who doesn't do the leggy! Listen, we gotta turn this boat around. Find some nice port or something to let on board some people who can really liven the place up!

Maybe, hey, Acapulco Beach! That place is fantastico! The sun! The sand! Or Cancun! I bet you can find a pretty little gatita for yourself there. But then you'd have to share the fish."

Re: Happy Sensei | First Mate

[call_me_captain]

"That's a lot of fish."

[happy_sensei]

Happy is contentedly nomming when he looks up and spots their resident dance instructor, and blinks in surprise. "Oh hey! There was this cock who was looking for you."

...

Yup, Happy just said it like that.

[call_me_captain]

Loretta tilted her head to the side for a moment, considering this. "....................................I am not interested in cocks."

[happy_sensei]

"I'll be sure to tell him you said that."

[call_me_captain]

"...Why are you eating so many fish?"

Loretta | Dance Instructor

[call_me_captain]

Loretta is set with a glass of champaign. Every few minutes, she takes a drink, then makes a face.

Soon she'll be out, and she'll have to look for more....

[ace_of_hearts]

"Oh for fuck's sake. You're worse than Luffy." Ace just takes away her champagne and hands her dulce de leche. "Here."

[call_me_captain]

"...Is it rum?"

[ace_of_hearts]

"Yes," Ace lied in deadpan. "The kind with pirates on the label." He may or may not be treating her like Luffy.

Spoilers: he 100% is.

[call_me_captain]

"...I'm not a pirate." She looks happy, though, as she takes a sip. "This tastes different."

[ace_of_hearts]

A carefully blank stare at her comment.

And then an arched eyebrow. "It should. Do you like it though?"

Haer'Dalis | Musician/Vagabond

[haerdalis]

Haha! Everyone! Everyone get up, everyone get up and dance! Listen to the rhythm of the hypnotic beat and move your limbs in a merry toe tapping jig!

A one, a two, a one two three!

[You may not know why, you may not know how, but the magic of the song seems to compel you to want to dance, and throw all your worries away. Haer'Dalis himself seems to be dancing along with the song, playing a long flute and leading everyone along like some sort of pied piper.]

It's just a jump to the left, and a slide to the right!

[Wait, was that a bit of Rocky Horror thrown in there?]

You put your left hand in and pull your left hand out~!

[And the Hokey pokey?! WHO IS THIS STRANGE BARD?!]

And now! Go wild!

[Aaaaaaand impulse seems to be going to peoples heads, some of them wrestling, some of them dancing off to who knows where, some of them rolling on the floor, some of them making out or taking off clothes... it's pandemonium!]

Ahaha! You there!

[With a snap of his fingers in your face, the spell is broken and you return to whatever senses you once had.]

Would you care for a dance with this humble bard?

[daisy023]

The first victims from those movements was a girl six feet seven inches tall. The greek athelete of a woman suddenly lifts her arms, and moves about... with the grace of a ballerina, actually. She stands on her toes, spins about with grace, elegance, and a fluid motion of perfect balance.

Following the bard's motions, Daisy wondered how the hell and why the fuck was she dancing about to his song, as if her limbs acted on her own, with elegance and grace, trailing behind him.

Then, the spell snaps away. Somehow, Daisy keeps the motion in check in order not to stumble too hard. She loses her balance for a moment! Then stabilizes it.

Staring down at the bard, Daisy was on the line between either asking how did he do that and how could she learn something like it. Or if to strangle him and tell him not to do that.

She kind of did both.

Daisy would lift Haer'Dalis by the scruff of his shirt so he was at eye level. Allowing him to marvel at her beautiful blue eyes, her blond hair, her strong chest pressing against his own, her amazonian height and strength... as well as the fact she could break him in half either in the bed or through her arms.

"How the hell did you do that?"

[haerdalis]

Haer'Dalis on the other hand, is a rather tiny little man in comparison to her. He's not some sort of dwarf by any means, but he's only about 5'4 or so and given that she's got more than a foot off height on him? He's easily scooped up by the scruff of his shirt, but still sporting suave and amused grin even as he's being manhandled.

"Me? I merely played upon the setting and the mood my dear, and the song was all it took to set people's hearts aflame with passion and desires they themselves didn't know they had. You yourself dance marvelously, with such grace and passion, I would have thought you to be born for the stage." He was... utterly smitten with her already. Just from the way she danced, the obvious assets of her body, several of which he was experiencing first hand, and the how straightforward she was. He leaned in closer so that she could feel his warm breath brushing against her lips as he spoke.

"Tell me, why do you wish to know, and what price would you be willing to pay for knowing? Perhaps a kiss from your honeyed lips?"

[daisy023]

Damn. How did it not intimidate him? She was taller. She could break him merely by holding him. What was worse, his words actually had an effect on her.

Desires, Daisy had a lot. While how attractive she really was was answered by the looks she'd have while at the gym, having someone actually have the courage to say it to her face was another thing entirely.

She still frowned. And yet mentally, she froze for an instant, her rapid-firing mind processing everything about this elven-eared man. She also thought of her ancient memories of trying to be a ballerina, and how it melded well the moment she learned how to wear the MJOLNIR...

Her big chest mushed against his own, and leaned her blond head down until her forehead touched his. By how high up Haer'Dalis was, and how small he was in comparison to the amazon, it was a wordless show of possessiveness.

"Because I want to cast it on others sometime," Daisy smiled evilly, "and if that is the price you ask... then you will tell me how. Deal?"

Her nose bumped close to his. Her lips leaned close to his. One hand snuck underneath the bard to hold him up by an ass-cheek.

[haerdalis]

There were a few things Daisy would likely come to know about Haer'Dalis in the near future, and one of the most important things was that he was never intimidated, only intrigued. Show him a horde of ravaging demons charging towards them, and it will merely excite him. Let him see that the ship is spiraling down towards a supernova and it will be mere minutes before they're all cooked and he'll laugh gleefully. A gorgeous woman who towered head and shoulders above him, who can break him in half, and had the grace and finesse of a ballerina didn't merely excite him, it turned him on.

So when she tugged him in closer in her strong warm arms, feeling a bit like he'd taken the role of some damsel being swept off their feet, it was all he could to not to lean his face down and bury his face in her bosom. He breathed an almost dreamy sort of sigh as she explained how she'd love to use it on others sometime, and he couldn't help but think he really had found quite the amazing catch this time. Just as their lips were about to touch, and that angel faced vixen so boldly groped him he thought he might lose his pants, he brought a finger up between their lips.

"I could tell you how, but it very likely would do you little good unless you were well versed in the art of the bard. Not even the most skillful bards in Sigil could hope to attempt what I just did for fun right now, and you my dear nightingale, I suspect have yet to sing. A scoundrel I may be, but I shall not lead a lady on in thinking I can teach the nearly impossible in even just a year's time. But..."

He paused, rubbing his chin and considering her reasons for wanting to know for a moment... "If you would indulge my curiosity for a full evening, I could perhaps craft a magical flute for you that would do the work for you."

[daisy023]

One finger was all it took to have her move back. She turned quiet for a moment.

She hadn't really quite believed the saying about music being magic, but after the things she was seeing in this very ship, it was all turning possible. It would make sense this man would require to be a master in playing music in order to use magic... in a twisted sense.

Of course, she also wanted to think he was lying, and as he rubbed his cheek, and offered a new flute... Daisy let him back down on his feet. Precisely leaving his eye level at the height of her chest.

"Very well," she offered a hand, hip strutting close at the level of his stomach, "what are you curious about me?"

Portgas D. Ace || Bartender // OTA

[ace_of_hearts]

"What the hell is an orgy ball and do I wanna touch it?" Ace uncertainly peers at it. He's pretty sure he does not. And would in fact regret it. But he's like a cat and it's a ball and curiosity may yet be the death of him.

He's not off duty however, and is generally tending bar, even if he's mingling and carrying drinks around to various people -- mostly champagne flutes, but if you're special he'll make or fetch something special.

Ilyana | Fire Emblem 9-10 | OTA

[ilyana]

Is that... music? It seems that something got the ball rolling, and now the orgy ball has begun to roll around the room catching unsuspecting party goers! Every party goer it picks up has its clothes striped off and are either attached to the side of the ball as it rolls, or disappears into the depths of the ball where only lewd moaning can be heard! One poor girl who was trying desperately to consume more or less the entire buffet table is now running in a panic as it seems to be chasing her.

"EEK! What the hell is this thing?!" Unfortunately... she can't seem to let the food go, and is being rather slowed down trying to run while eat and carry as much food as her tiny hands can carry. So while the orgy ball isn't exactly the fastest moving thing in the world it is slowly gaining on her, as she runs back and forth around the room trying to escape it.